feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else


moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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modestdemidov:

modestdemidov:

i’ve just been informed there’s a metal band with a parrot for the lead singer

their name is hatebeak

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ya think i’m foolin

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uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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kerfluffy:

girls just wanna have fun!!
have a happystuck to make up for all the sad stuff lately ;w;

kerfluffy:

girls just wanna have fun!!

have a happystuck to make up for all the sad stuff lately ;w;

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veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?



sighkotic:

isaia:

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

SUPREME 

yes this is incredible



jerseyxprincess:

racism is over

jerseyxprincess:

racism is over

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